-1 to Cali...Hank vs.Fox

What if Hank Moody and Fox Mulder answer at the same questions?*

Q:Your first desire is…?
Hank: I really want to get back my family
Mulder: I really want to get back my sister
Q:Do you have a favorite drink?
Hank: I can't say no to anything…
Mulder: Orange juice... in a half - full bottle of vodka
Q:Where is the truth?
Hank: In myself and in my disastrous -for now - relationship.
Mulder:Out there!
Q:What's your preferred scent?
Hank:Eau de Pussy...
Mulder:I don’t know its name-but at Comity-I sniffled it in the air…
Q:Do you smoke?
Hank: Oh yeah baby...
Mulder: I stopped to consider the possibility to begin a smoker when I met Mr. Daryl Weaver
Q:East coast or West Coast?
Hank: West coast
Mulder: East coast
Q: Tell me an adjective that define yourself
Hank: Dirty
Mulder: Spooky
Q:Favorite movie?
Hank:[laughing] Crazy little thing called love
Mulder: Plan 9 From Outer Space
Q: Bed or couch: which you choose?
Hank: Round bed.On it it’s better...
Mulder:I’m so attached to my couch,but I don’t dislike water bed…
Q:Do you believe in what?
Hank:God hates us all
Mulder:I want to believe
Q:Define your bigger fixation.
Hank: Women
Mulder: Sunflower seeds
Q:Do you like sex?
Hank: It’s my problem!I’m enjoying it,but I'm realizing that probably my time could be spent better elsewhere
Mulder:Well...I’ll answer with a Woody Allen's famous quote:"Masturbation?It’s make sex with someone you love"
Q:Ok.I definitely assume you had casual sex,and you didn't know a lot about your partner. Anyway,the strangest girl you met was a...?
Hank:Under-age
Mulder:Vampire
Q:When was the last time you had sex?
Hank: Two hours ago
Mulder: Next question?



*(Based on David Duchovny‘s interviews,Chris Carter & Tom Kapinos‘s scripts )