TEN WAYS TO LOOSE HANK MOODY

- The words you absolutely don’t ever say him -


1. I really think “A crazy little thing called love” is a beautiful, such sweetie movie!

2. Ok, I’m a cell-phone freak. What’s wrong if I hold it on also at theatre?

3. Oh no, thanks. I’m totally abstemious…and I don’t allow anyone to smoke in my bedroom, please.

4. I buy only contemporary art. Do you like modern paintings?

5. I’m a fanatic of total body depilation.

6. Ouh…but I thought a bookshop was a perfect place to hook you…

7. I hate NY.

8. Do you want to date me? Ok, come and fetch me tomorrow out of my high school.

9. “What about a blowjob?” Oh man, what a disgust… I absolutely dislike it!

10. Oh my god, I don’t believe it !I’m a writer too! Would you write something on my blog?

Dear Miss Susan McMartin*

I’m reflecting on Hank ’s opinion about blogs that you have written.
I have a blog (hello?) and I’m absolutely not a stupid person (you can read my post to convince –you- what a modesty...).
I understand Hank’s words indicate a convinced personality that the literature is not on web.
Maybethis can be true for now,but the web IS the future of the literature and the future of languages too.
Your -and consequently- his opinion about blogs and web is an old opinion...like who still thinks is better write with pen than with the computer.
C’mon!
I also understand the lines against bloggers and our language are just to represent his depreciaton about whoring himself out to Hollywood,but the same lines put in danger the
character’s sympathy,considered that Hank Moody/DD has a large fandom on web.
Hank Moody maybe would be an old style writer,who admires the real(orthodox) literature but -frankly- that is in contrast with his previous affirmation or his reputation like writer.
First of all:Hank is an Ulysses by James Joyce’s fan (Hank writes on his blog _3ep :"In the land of the lotus-eaters..." putting in parallel the dubliners and the habitants of L.A. ,what is the postmodern ‘land of lost memories’).
Second:the radio’s speaker defines him "a famous novel author underground"…
Well, an underground author is supposed against just the old literature...he would write with a new style,a style revolutionary and then he despites new web language?
Sorry but it is not credible.
(AND not to mention politic or social blogs -by istitution that help people-they are the true revolutionaries of this century)
My reaction is not like Meredith’s character on the same episode.I'm not touched from the lines in question,I’m just thinking about art...literature...and Hank Moody.
Keep in touch,dear…
LOL

*Californication “LOL’’ 5# ep’s author.

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Hank Moody:Casanova or Don Juan?

“It's primarily an empty experience. He's not using sex as a way of getting closer to somebody. He's using it as a way to stay detached and remote”
Tom Kapinos,Hank Moody’s creator.

Sex often is a battle.
But for Hank it's more than that...For him,it's also a way for umiliate himself and his actual life style.
He is remote and detached and uses sex to increase the disguste for his situation.
The final scene from the second ep says all about this…
Hank doesn't love himself because he thinks he has destroyed his familiar union.
But is Hank a new Casanova?
Surely no way...Casanova falled in love for every woman he loved,Hank loves only Karen.
-By the way...She has betrayed him before, although she denies it.
From Pilot:
“Hank:You, started when you cheated on me!Karen:I did NOT...cheat on you!Hank:In what universe is fucking someone when you're--when you're married to someone else not cheating?Karen:Oh, the one in which we were never actually married.Hank :That's a bullshit technicality!” -
Then is Hank a Don Juan?
Maybe not :Don Juan considered a woman like a number,another one on the list,a number to encrease the catalogue,without selective criterion.
Don Juan is a great lies teller,Hank is a great truth teller... his glance is cinical about L.A.,but never about its women.
Don Juan,until his end, is not cinical but proud with himself, instead Hank is disgusted with himself.
Anyway,Hank doesn’t fall in love with every women who meet, and at the same time he respects all of female people who fuck.
(from Hank’s blog: why is the City of Angels so hellbent on destroying its female population?)
Hank care about City of Angels’ women.
My opinion is:Hank loves Karen,but Karen cheated him.So he goes around to fuck anyone just to continue to suffer, until Karen will returns.
-a fan fic contest for Californication created by friend of mine
http://www.myfandoms.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1564
Check it out!-

About Bob...

I decide to stop for a while my thoughts about Hank and say something about Bob.
Obviously in my own way.
Ok ddwatchers,I've to confess you:when I had begun this “activity” for joke, I didn’t think it will lead me at this point.But if someone, who probably doesn’t know my mental troubles, will ask itself *how* it could be possible write about these things, it must know that there is an answer,but I’m still searching for it too...
I definitely wanna thank to the Bobinstitute and Mim (you always so sweet and kind too, dear!) for inspiring me through all these years. So, this is my personal way to celebrate a great site, wishing forever the best to its webmistress.
Finally -if you have any objection to send me about my work- you have to know I’ll always answer you telling: “I was drugged!”
Enjoy ddwatchers and go to Playhank page to read the rest of this story...
http://ddwatching-mymoody.blogspot.com/

DDwatching looks forward

I'm proud to see that 1000 ddwatchers pass here since the day I created it.I'm very happy,but not surprised.I've always knew Mr.Duchovny's fans were the best,but now I have the real proof.Thank you all ddwatchers!

ps.check the update on Serendipity blog: http://www.duchovnyfanblog.blogspot.com

God hates us all ... EXCEPT HANK MOODY

Australian catholics hate Californication...and organize a spiritual battle...
Showtime's viewers love Californication...and win the second season...
Divine Justice is done.

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Welcome to Playhank space

I said it and I made it.I created a new page for my blog and I hope it will have a long life.There are yet many things to do,but I'm working on it.
So welcome to playhank page ddwatchers:
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